Shocking Revelations About Jon Stewart on Egyptian Television!

So you thought you knew everything there was to know about Jon Stewart's political leanings? Well, it turns out that there are those in Egypt who know more about Jon's subversive Middle East agenda than Jon himself. MEMRI kindly brings to us a translation of an Al-Tahrir TV talk show episode, in which a guest explains:

• Jon Stewart is a Jewish-American author, journalist, producer and media personality.
• Jon Stewart's ideology is based on Brzezinski's ideas.
• He is implementing Brzezinski's theory on the American people and media.
• Egypt belongs to them, that it is his homeland.

Of course we all know who "them" is.