Saturday, March 17, 2012

Maureen Dowd, "Is Elvis a Mormon?": "Is Obama a Muslim?"

Do you remember back in 2008 when Hillary was asked on 60 Minutes whether Obama is a Muslim (see: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/03/hillary-obama-not-muslim-_n_89546.html)? Her weaselly response:

"I take him on the basis of what he says. And, you know, there isn't any reason to doubt that."

Well, Hillary still became Obama's Secretary of State (keep your friends close but your enemies closer), and in Mississippi 52% of Republicans still think Obama is a Muslim (see: http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2012/03/12/most-alabama-mississippi-republicans-think-obama-is-muslim.html).

But does it really matter? As someone who has placed his life in the hands of Bedouin trackers and who last year shared a tiny hospital room with three Muslims, a person's religion doesn't matter to me. Far more important is whether someone is capable of love, compassion and respect for the rights and sensitivities of others.

In her latest New York Times op-ed entitled "Is Elvis a Mormon?" (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/18/opinion/sunday/dowd-is-elvis-a-mormon.html?partner=rssnyt&emc=rss) Maureen Dowd launches a two-pronged attack upon the likely Republican presidential nominee. First, Dowd observes that Mitt Romney is something other than a man of the people:

"Romney has filed an application to replace his single-story 3,000-square-foot beach house in La Jolla, Calif., with a 7,400-square-foot home featuring an additional 3,600 square feet of finished underground space."

Okay, but the story surrounding the manner in which Obama acquired his Chicago mansion is not much prettier (see: http://jgcaesarea.blogspot.com/2011/12/paul-krugman-all-gops-gekkos-was-obama.html). Dowd might also want to have a gander at John Kerry's residence in Boston (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeV0gOwBMZ0), or, closer to home, stroll through the palatial estate of New York Times columnist Tom ("Hot, Fat, and Crowded") Friedman (see: http://cryptome.org/eyeball/friedman/friedman-mansion.htm).

Dowd also pokes fun at the Mormon practice of baptizing the souls of the dead, including Hitler, Holocaust victims, Marilyn Monroe and Elvis. As observed by Dowd:

"Mormons had designated Elie Wiesel, the Nobel Peace Prize winner and Holocaust survivor, as 'ready' for a posthumous proxy burial, even though he is very much alive at 83 and still teaching at Boston University and in Florida."

Wiesel says that this is "an insult." Me? I'm not quite 83, but I've got 200,000 missiles pointed at my house (somewhat smaller than the homes of Romney, Kerry and Friedman) from Gaza, Lebanon, Syria and Iran, and I'm not certain who should expect to live longer.

In any event, my youngest son often asks what I expect after death. My response: the same as I experienced before I was born. Of course, I wouldn't mind being proven wrong.

More to the point, it doesn't matter to me whether the Mormon Church baptizes me after my death without my concurrence. These days, I'm just too busy trying to be a good father, husband, friend and human being, and pray that I will be remembered as such.

Is Elvis a Mormon? Is Obama a Muslim? Sorry, Maureen, I just don't care.

2 comments:

  1. Elvis wore both a cross and a Jewish "Chai" around his neck, and when asked why, he explained that he "didnt want to miss heaven on a technicality." Wise men say . . .

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  2. Speaking strictly of Elvis Presley here--somewhat off the topic of the meat of your article--Elvis Presley was indeed baptised after his death by the Mormons SEVEN TIMES according to the website www.famousdeadmormons.com.

    Unfortunately, Mormons have always gotten warm fuzzies whenever they pull a green or pink name slip in the temple and see that they are standing in for a famous and popular celebrity figure. To the Mormons this is "faith-promoting," so it is not discouraged by those in charge of temple ordinances to repeat the ordinances for the same person over and over. After Bill Cosby, super popular among Mormons, passes away, my guess is that we'll see him get baptised twenty-odd times. (And yet this theory still doesn't explain why Joseph Lister, the father of wound disinfection, was baptised 10 times after his death.)

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