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Wednesday, July 8, 2015

The New York Times, "Talks on Iran Nuclear Deal Are Extended Once Again": A Shocking Revelation From Vienna

And you thought that John ("Assad is a dear friend") Kerry and Wendy (the amazing social worker who aced the North Korean nuclear negotiations) Sherman have nothing new to tell us from Vienna? Guess again. In a New York Times article entitled "Talks on Iran Nuclear Deal Are Extended Once Again" by Michael R. Gordon and David E. Sanger, we learn of new developments. Observing that "A deadline is a deadline, except, it seems, at the Iran nuclear negotiations," Gordon and Sanger go on to say:

"To sustain itself during its marathon meetings, the United States negotiating team has since the beginning of June consumed at least 10 pounds of Twizzlers, 30 pounds of mixed nuts and dried fruit, 20 pounds of string cheese and more than 200 Rice Krispie Treats, according to its informal count."

Well done, Wendy! Keep at it, John! A few more Twizzlers and a few more concessions, and you might yet sow the seeds of a second Holocaust.


  1. For some reason, I would rather they were smoking tobacco cigarettes, and cracking open Wonderful Pistachio* nuts with Ms. Sherman's shoes, instead of twizzling high fructose corn syrup.

    *really funny tv ads for this brand:


  2. The fate of the world in their hands,and this is the kind of nonsense that occupies their minds?